When I Kissed the Teacher

Intro: 0:00
D | D | G | G

Verse 1: 0:05
             D
Ev'rybody screamed
                   G
When I kissed the teacher,
                     D
And they must have thought they dreamed
                   G
When I kissed the teacher.
0:17
                     A
All my friends at school,
                         F#m
They had never seen the teacher blush,
    Bm            Em
He looked like a fool,
             A
Nearly petrified,

Verse 2: 0:28
                            D
'Cause he was taken by surprise.
                   G
When I kissed the teacher,
                  D
Couldn't quite believe his eyes,
                   G
When I kissed the teacher,
0:42
                     A
My whole class went wild.
                          F#m
As I held my breath, the world stood still,
      Bm           Em
But then he just smiled,
              A
I was in the seventh heaven
                   D
When I kissed the teacher.

Bridge 1: 0:59
              Bm  A Bm
One of these days
G                    A
  Gonna tell him I dream
              D    D7
Of him every night.
1:08
              G
One of these days
        Bm        A#
Gonna show him I care,
       D           E7       A
Gonna teach him a lesson alright.

Verse 3: 1:17
             D
I was in a trance
                   G
When I kissed the teacher,
            D
Suddenly I took the chance
                   G
When I kissed the teacher,
1:29
              A
Leaning over me,
                     F#m
He was trying to explain the laws
    Bm    Em
Of geometry,
                A
And I couldn't help it, I just
                 D
Had to kiss the teacher.

Bridge 2: 1:46
              Bm  A Bm
One of these days
G                    A
  Gonna tell him I dream
              D    D7
Of him every night.
1:55
              G
One of these days
        Bm        A#
Gonna show him I care,
       D           E7       A
Gonna teach him a lesson alright.

Verse 4: 2:04
              D
What a crazy day
                   G
When I kissed the teacher,
                   D
All my sense had flown away
                    G
When I kissed the teacher,
2:16
                     A
My whole class went wild.
                          F#m
As I held my breath, the world stood still,
      Bm           Em
But then he just smiled,
              A
I was in the seventh heaven
                   D
When I kissed the teacher.

Coda: 2:32
         G
(I wanna   hug, hug, hug him)
                   D
When I kissed the teacher.
          G
(I wanna hug, hug him)
                   D
When I kissed the teacher.
2:45
         G
(I wanna   hug, hug, hug him)
                   D
When I kissed the teacher.
          G
(I wanna hug, hug him)
                   D
When I kissed the teacher.
2:57
         G
(I wanna   hug, hug, hug him...)